[kiwinavega]

Time for the master to enter this equation
Now I've had a minute to check the situation
Seems this thread is full of pretenders
Doing their best to look like contenders

I'm sipping my cognac and practically choking
A poetry battle? You have to be joking
I'll admit some rhymers are showing some skill
But thinking you'll beat me, you have to be ill

I'm globally famed for the strength of my rhyming
Delivered with style and precision in timing
So bring it on people, show what you can do
But before I go a quick message to you
Pay some attention, you'll see that I'm on it
I just whipped you all in the form of a sonnet*


*Please ignore the fact I didn't write in Iambic Pentameter and so it isn't a real sonnet in the strictest sense