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Princess Bride
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6m7NR6iYjg]YouTube - The Princess Bride - Hello My Name Is Inigo Montoya[/ame]

You've got an over developed sense of vengeance. It's going to get you into trouble someday.

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Offer me money. Power, too, promise me that. Offer me everything I ask for.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D58LpHBnvsI]YouTube - An inconceivable Montage[/ame]
Inconceivable!
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.


Westley: I told you I would always come for you. Why didn't you wait for me?
Buttercup: Well... you were dead.
Westley: Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.
Buttercup: I will never doubt again.
Westley: There will never be a need.


Is this a kissing book?

When's it get good?

There's a shortage of perfect breasts in the world.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoSHmVkjmuA]YouTube - The Princess Bride-Dear God What IS That Thing[/ame]

I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase.

I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.

That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me.
It won't be the last.

Let me explain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up.

You just wiggled your finger. That's wonderful!

Since the invention of the kiss, there have been five kisses rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind. The end.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EkBuKQEkio]YouTube - Princess Bride - Battle of Wits[/ame]
I challenge you to a battle of wits.
Truly you have a dizzying intellect.
Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!