What's going on? Are you fighting battles for the holy faith St. Jojo?

I noticed that you just hit post # 666 a few minutes ago. I knew you were a beast! Now let me just round up a mob, and I'll return shortly.

What can I say, it's that time of month, witwise anyway. Still waiting on that e-mail, though.

How lucky of me, to have you pay me a visit on the only day of the month when you're actually a little bit witty! Second album? I'm still waiting to hear the first - you're taking so long you're making G'N'R look quick with Chinese Democracy!

I'm writing a song about you for the next album. It's all about broken promises. I think I'll call it, "I'll call you tonight, tomorrow!"

No sir. We were just trying to cross the Brandywine, and my cousin thought he saw mushrooms, so we thought we would just borrow a few mushrooms, and carrots, and turnips, and radishes, and parsnips, and um onions, and beets. But we weren't going to steal nothing I promise. Don't turn us into anything unnatural.

Caught in Farmer Maggot's crop again! I will send you a mail. It's on my list I promise!

BUSTED! I just wanted some carrots from your garden mister. I didn't mean to trip secutiry!

Was it something I said? I feel like we just don't talk anymore. It's like there is a gulf nay a sea separating us.

Y U widdle guy? Uncle Bingles has come here just to visit you.