Make no mistake, there is a lot of inbred illiteracy down here. With my superior intellect gained from my education in Connecticut public schools, college, hooked on phonics, and so on, I'm like the one eyed man in the valley of the blind.
Ugh...do I have to? I don't even watch that show when the gf wants me to, and believe it or not, she does give me just the slightest bit more satisfaction than you do ten. Maybe I'll take a look at it tomorrow.