I used to work with World Wide Language Resources, as an interpreter, and I'd usually look for extra cash by teaching english while I was there.

Hey there Blue. Just wanted to ask a question out of curiosity.

You seem to travel across the planet to pretty cool sounding places. Would that happen to be related to a class you teach?

I see what you did there.

Your signature is really creepy! It's a shame that it's silent, though.

Your new sig distracts me from topics.

I told you, I thought you were ssbb